Car Wars...this is what starts neighbor feuds.

We all know I don't like Trailer Trash Mama.  Especially when she does the Trailer Trash Mama Strut

Sorry.  No matter how delicate she fancies herself, 350 - 400 pounds is on the larger side.  I have seen women like this who are pure, 150% feminine, delicate and are true women.  Not Trailer Trash Mama.  There is nothing delicate about her at all.  Even if she weighed 100 pounds, she would not be delicate.  And when she sits on the porch once or twice a year to watch the younguns play, she does not display her legs in a ladylike position.  In fact I almost think she does the crotch shot thing to appear sexy.  She really fancies herself to be quite the delicate, helpless creature.  Only thing is...she appears as if she could enter a log cutting contest with men only.

Ok, so the main idea of this post is her new car.  Don't get me wrong.  I am always happy when people get a new car.  To me it is a sign they are doing well for themselves.  And if I like you or not, I always like to see people getting ahead.  But this had strings you see. 

First she had a new red one.  That disappeared after a few days.   A week goes by and she has another new car.  This New Neon now displays temporary tags.  Trailer Trash Mama takes the temp tags and puts them on the old car, a Saturn, and switches her old tags to the new car.

Tres illegal.  The Saturn disappears for a week. 

She makes sure to put on a nice dog and pony show for those who are caught outside.  She wants us to  know she Has A New Car!

Ok, so today I come home from work and see the Saturn is back.  Does Trailer Trash Mama park it near her house?  Does she park it in the long driveway?  Or does she park it in a way that will distrupt the parking habits of the entire street but still ensure there is room for her new car and her mother's car on the street while screwing over the rest of us?

Of course she would think of herself only!  She is a creature of habit.  Did you think she would do the nice neighborly thing?  Hell no.

Instead she parks so everyone has to now park somewhere different.  She does not park in front of her one house.  Hell no.  She parks in front of Becca and Family, throwing them off, and thus throwing me off and so on and so on.  JA and I park in the street in the evenings so the boys and their friends can sit out in the garage and also throw baskets without damage to our cars.

Now this pissed me off.  I mean she certainly is taking care of her needs regardless of polite, neighborly respect that the rest of show each other.  We all know who favors what spot and we do not infringe upon that.

So, seeing I have been in the mood to really lay into assholes like this lately, I parked me car in the street as seen in the following.  And please note...my neigborhood is actually really pretty except for the Trailer Trash Mama's house which you see me there, parked and ready to annoy the FH out of her.

Note normal parking arrangements, neatly displayed by my adult animation with my car right in the middle thus ensuring no one else can park there now.

See where I parked, thus blocking Grandma from parking in her usual spot and Becca too.  I only did this because I know that Becca is out of town.  She is not affected.  The Saturn is to the right and out of the picture.

Looks like little, but lordylordylordy is this going to cause problems.  They have three cars and will not park any in that long driveway.  I have a short drive, as evidenced there by the basketball hoop. 

I think it is brazen to inconvience so many because Someone thinks their behind smells of roses.

I guess I am achin' for a asswooping.

Comments

[daisy]

Somehow I don't see that happening to you...

[aithne]

She has been giving me the double evil eye the past few days!